It’s all very voyueristic, and I can sense which couples have been here before

Master Boudoir is teaching me and Cassandra how to spank a blonde lady who is restrained on a bench, while she gives her partner a blowjob.

Feeling somewhat awkward and out of place, I promptly apologise when I spank her, to which I’m met with kind laughter by both the woman and her partner.

Meanwhile in the two prison cells, one of which has a sex swing, two couples are having sex as the whole room watches.

It’s not a naked fest though – most of the crowd have their underwear on, while others are fully dressed still.

I leave Cassandra and the Master to do their thing, and venture outside to the smoking area, where I chat to a few of the guests.

It’s a mixed bag, but it’s a much younger crowd than I’d anticipated and most of them are fairly attractive.

Especially this one gentleman from Scotland, who has come along with his female friend – I catch both of them in a swingers situation later that evening.

Overall, the crowd is friendly – the seedy element that I’d expected isn’t present – but that’s not to say there’s not a lot of kinky sex, most of which takes place on the top floor

Another couple tell me they came along the night before, and found a lady to play with. She had come on her own, and apparently she also ‘came three times’.

Yes, there’s definite f**king, but no one is in a rush, they’re taking their time and they’re enjoying having an audience.

I sit down and take in the view: there are several couples having sex in front of me, while to my left there’s a woman orgasming as her lover plays with her.

I’m surprised by how quiet the room is; the music is playing in the background and women are moaning softly, but no one is screaming load enough for the neighbours to complain mixxxer. Continue reading