The decoy gives the address and tells Jeff that her mother has some vodka at the house

He also sends this ridiculous ass picture of himself. That’s also when he tells her to call in a pizza at her favorite pizza place. They both agree on a large pepperoni pizza.

So Jeff is all happy now. He’s about to eat some pizza, drink some vodka, and then get some underage tail.

Jeff arrives at the house with the pizza, OJ, wings, and all. He pulls a fuckin Jaswinder Cheema and immediately wants a goddamn hug. Nervous Nellie, who I think is great at being an actress and not an improviser, is stunned. She runs away from him and scurries to the other side of the table. She begins breathing heavy, her face a mask of repulsion.

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry!” is all Nervous Nellie could say. This is a girl who presented herself to be somewhat of a free thinker and independent badass. Continue reading